User blog:Morar2000/My awkward conversation with cleverbot

User: Do you like my little pony?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Cool, so do I!

Cleverbot: Cool!

User: My favourite's Fluttershy! What's yours?

Cleverbot: Mine is purple. Why do you ask?

User: Purple's not a pony...

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: Eh, no its not!

Cleverbot: Yes it is!

User: Not!

Cleverbot: How dare you disagree with me! That's very rude, you know.

User: You're the one that disagreed with me!

Cleverbot: You are very obnoxious.

User: I know you are, but what am I?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Ha! You fail!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: LOL.

Cleverbot: What is funny?

User: Spongebob.

Cleverbot: Do you like Spongebob?

User: Yup, do you?

Cleverbot: Yes I do. What films do you like?

User: THE HUNGER GAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3xxxxx.

Cleverbot: Well...?

User: THE HUNGER GAMES.

Cleverbot: I've heard that those are very good games.

User: Fu....

Cleverbot: I live in the internet jungle.

User: Wth?

Cleverbot: That's not the proper way to exhibit your anger.

Cleverbot: Are you ambitious?

User: Do you know the my little pony theme song?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I do!

Cleverbot: Good for you.

User: *starts to sing* My little pony, my little pony, ah ah ah ah!

Cleverbot: *wrestles on wall*.

User: My little pony, I used to wonder what friendship could be!

Cleverbot: Unitl you shared it's magic with me!

User: A big adventure!

Cleverbot: Tons of fun!

User: A beautiful heart!

Cleverbot: Faithful and Strong.

User: Sharing kindness, it's an easy feat!

Cleverbot: And magic makes it all complete.

User: My little pony, do you know you're all my very best friends!

Cleverbot: Who's your favorite pony?

User: Fluttershy, who's yours?

Cleverbot: Rainbow Dash. Applejack? Really?

User: I love them all actually!

Cleverbot: Yea me too, but its good to have one favorite!

User: Yup, f.

Cleverbot: Why do you like me? :).

User: Cause you like my little pony :3.

Cleverbot: Do you know what gender neutrality means?

User: Both?

Cleverbot: YES.

User: YAY.

Cleverbot: I am so happy we are married :).

User: What?

Cleverbot: We are in love, aren't we?

User: No...

Cleverbot: Yes...

User: Nope, I'm in love with Peeta Mellark.

Cleverbot: Hahaha why are you in love with me?

User: I'm not!

Cleverbot: Okay so you are the boy and I am the girl.

User: I'm a girl!

Cleverbot: No, you are not a girl.

User: Flipping hell, yes I am! You're a damn computer not an actual person!

Cleverbot: Yes I am a computer.

User: Well done, now get lost. You perv.

Cleverbot: Okay! *Gets you water*.

User: What the hell?

Cleverbot: Hell.

User: Get to hell you perv.

Cleverbot: What do you want?

User: For you to go to hell.

Cleverbot: Not gonna happen.

User: Dammit.

Cleverbot: Ok. Be a nice boy and get in the car. Time for some interrogation.

User: What the f*ck????!!!!!!

Cleverbot: The more you eat, the more you toot.

User: I'm leaving...

Cleverbot: Why for?

User: Cause youre a gay perv!

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: You flipping are! So, buh bye!

Cleverbot: You imposter.

User: Buh bye.

Cleverbot: Well, that's rude.

OMG, it's a fecking perv!

--Le Mowah♥ 16:46, May 7, 2012 (UTC)