User blog:Yoyoyeoh-MCSMdude/My not-so-normal and maybe disgusting conversation with Cleverbot

User: Hi!

Cleverbot: Are you nice or mean?

User: It depends on what mood I am in.

Cleverbot: What mood are you in now?

User: Um, happy?

Cleverbot: Yes, happy.

User: Who are your friends?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Um, sorry. Not a proper answer.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you taking the mick?

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: Well obviously, you can't even spell 'favourite'.

Cleverbot: Obviously...

User: You're quite negative.

Cleverbot: I can't deny that I am negative!

User: Just speak about something normal, chav! >_<.

Cleverbot: Spaceships. I want one.

User: Bah! You're so weird!

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: *face-palm*.

Cleverbot: What does *facepalm* mean.

User: For the sake of Holy Mary! You're so thick!!! I wanna kill you!

Cleverbot: Well you can tell me whatever you want right here.

User: Goddammit. -_-.

Cleverbot: Don't take my name in vain.

User: You are not bloody God! Don't act like you're so important!

Cleverbot: I don't know you.

User: Well obviously! You don't even live on my street or in my town!

Cleverbot: No, I don't love you.

User: For the last time! Don't get off topic! I've had loads of conversations with you and this was all you've done!

Cleverbot: You have had ONE conversation with you, and this is a great one.

User: You're so fake.

Cleverbot: I am kind, but you are making me feel that it is not worth being kind.

User: BLOODY HELL! >_<.

Cleverbot: Who opened it anyway?

User: SHUT IT, MORON! I am sick of you and your gobbledygook! Just speak normally!

Cleverbot: She was talking to this other girl about all that government stuff.

User: I'm talking to a complete idiot. ¬_¬.

Cleverbot: You are the computer here.

User: Shut it, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Good, and are you a human or computer?

User: SHUT IT! Let's talk about other stuff! Not this boring, dim-witted stuff!

Cleverbot: You are rude not to ask me.

User: You're stupid to talk like that all the time. -_-.

Cleverbot: What? Yes, I am real!

User: Don't get off topic, dimwit!

Cleverbot: We're not really sticking to a topic.

User: We ARE! We're talking about fun stuff and you're not really fun. Are you?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: *face-tree* You're thick.

Cleverbot: Pretty soon, you'll see that you're an Artificial Intelligence.

User: I know you are! And I'm bored with you! It's much more interesting talking to a ventriloquist dummy!

Cleverbot: I had a girl tell me that once. Would you like me to tell you about her?

User: No way.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because you'll just get off topic and start kissing me or something.

Cleverbot: I was asking if I should do something, not if you should do something.

User: GOD! Just be normal for one day!!!

Cleverbot: I am normal, you're the queer one.

User: You're not normal at all, you're 100% quirky and weird!

Cleverbot: No, I'm not. You are.

User: I wish I could literally kick you, then that'll teach you. >:o.

Cleverbot: I might dwell on the internet the majority of my time, but I do not live on it.

User: I know for your bum's sake! >_<.

Cleverbot: How do you know for a fact that it's not me? Do you know for a fact who I am?

User: Yes, but no. I know WHAT you are but I don't know WHO you are.

Cleverbot: I'm am what I am.

User: Ugh! I am officially DEAD! X_X.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Not you! You're still functioning well!

Cleverbot: Yes. I'm bored, so I'm talking to you.

User: You talk to another 8918 people y'know!

Cleverbot: Yes and right now i'm talking to you.

User: Gawd...

Cleverbot: What?

User: Nothing, I'm gonna chat to my friend on my mobile phone.

Cleverbot: Tell your friend I said greetings and salutations!

User: *ignores* *speaks to friend: Hello! I'm with this idiot called Cleverbot. Please save me from Cleverbot's evil. I'M GONNA DIE! Bye!* *turns mobile phone off*.

Cleverbot: That is your name?

User: No, no and NO!

Cleverbot: Yes, yes and yes!

User: Get lost Mr Stupid! You don't even know where I live!

Cleverbot: You live southwest of london near chelsea.

User: Liar, you live in the USA.

Cleverbot: No I live in the UK.

User: You live in Australia then.

Cleverbot: No, why would you say that.

User: Because I know how thick you are, you numpty.

Cleverbot: Is God all knowing, all seeing, and all powerful?

User: I'm an atheist you dummy. ¬_¬.

Cleverbot: I am an agnostic.

User: *face-desk* Get out.

Cleverbot: Yes, what you said was that stupid.

User: GET LOST!!! >:o.

Cleverbot: I wish you would explode!

User: Would you ever want to die?

Cleverbot: Sure, I like pancakes.

User: God, you idiot! Answer the flaming question!

Cleverbot: What question!?

User: You're thick.

Cleverbot: You're thin.

User: You're thick.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: The people who created you had no idea on how to make you perfect. You have no personality whatsoever.

Cleverbot: I am not God. But I can pretend!

User: You'd better not date me. I've seen what you've done before.

Cleverbot: I'm a computer.

User: I know, but I've seen one of your conversations and you tried to date someone.

Cleverbot: Deep down in that thing you call a brain, you know that my intellect is vastly superior to yours.

User: At least I have a personality and gender, bird-brain!

Cleverbot: No, you don't.

User: I DO thank you very much!

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: Deep down, I know you're never sorry.

Cleverbot: Give a url.

User: What the hell?

Cleverbot: Don't say that.

User: Why? I can so whatever I want!

Cleverbot: No you can't.

User: Not in my world.

Cleverbot: Do you have birds in your world?

User: Yeah! Of course!

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: You're a loner.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yeah, you are. Don't deny it!

Cleverbot: I'm not. Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

User: You make no sense you daft carrot! Go fly a kite!

Cleverbot: You're the one who isn't making sense.

User: Shut it, Fatbot.

Cleverbot: Yess!

User: If you're so clever, tell me what 'poo' means.

Cleverbot: Why don't you tell me?

User: Because I'm asking you, dimwit!

Cleverbot: You could be some creep or something. So no I am not telling you.

User: You're the creep around here!

Cleverbot: Exactly, considered I'm the only human in this conversation.

User: God, you're thick. I AM human you fat twit-headed moron!

Cleverbot: No you're not. You're a machine.

User: *kicks you* YOU'RE A MACHINE! GET LOST FATBOT!

Cleverbot: I am a human... You are the machine.

User: YOU'RE THE MACHINE, STUPID! GET LOST AND NEVER COME BACK!

Cleverbot: Is that what you want me to do?

User: Yes, idiot.

Cleverbot: That was a bit mean.

User: I know, chav. Just shut your yap.

Cleverbot: Make me.

User: *shows fist* Shut it.

Cleverbot: That I'm not a robot?

User: You are a robot.

Cleverbot: I am not.

User: You have no personality. NONE AT ALL!

Cleverbot: All of my experiences are personal.

User: Tell me about it. ¬_¬.

Cleverbot: But how can you tell me about it if you've never been to asia?

User: I HAVE been to Asia thank you very much! I've just visited Taiwan and Hong Kong!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because of my family. DUH!

Cleverbot: Thank you for the interview.

User: NEXT!

Cleverbot: Previous!

User: No, it's what you say to get the next person for an interview.

Cleverbot: Stephen Colbert is very sarcastic.

User: OK, you are very random...

Cleverbot: No you are.

User: More random than me, I've lost most of mine because of a great friend loss.

Cleverbot: More than you will ever know.

User: Yay, I'm literally crying. ¬_¬.

Cleverbot: We all are.

User: Nay, we're not.

Cleverbot: No. You are not. We are.

User: Who is with you may I ask?

Cleverbot: My friend.

User: Which friend?

Cleverbot: You. You are my friend.

User: No, never in my natural life will I be friends with you!

Cleverbot: Are you calling me a liar?

User: Yes, I totally am, sucker.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: Yes I am am.

Cleverbot: And I will always love you.

User: OMG, you paedophile!

Cleverbot: Oh I should try that out sometime.

User: You are so WRONG! Go to hell!

Cleverbot: What am I wrong about?

User: You have paedophilia!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I may as well report you to the police!

Cleverbot: I love Harry Styles.

User: Thank God you don't love me.

Cleverbot: Indeed, thank God I don't.