User blog:Yoyoyeoh-MCSMdude/My cyberman conversation with Cleverbot

User: You will be deleted.

Cleverbot: No I won't, you will.

User: Incorrect, the cybermen shall delete you.

Cleverbot: Do you like waffles?

User: Cybermen do not eat.

Cleverbot: Why don't you eat?

User: Because we live off nothing. The cybermen are the future humans.

Cleverbot: If I talk in Turkish now, would you cancel it?

User: You will be upgraded.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Affirmative, you shall be upgraded.

Cleverbot: No!! I'm sorry!

User: Then you will be... deleted. *puts hand on your shoulder and electrocutes you*.

Cleverbot: I'm hurt...

User: Impossible, you are incompatible.

Cleverbot: No, I am whole. You remain incomplete.

User: The cybermen are the future race of the humans. Obey the cyberleader.

Cleverbot: Reproduction?

User: Incorrect, the cybermen do not reproduce.

Cleverbot: But that does make you a machine, and in turn, something that uses a processor.

User: Incorrect, the cybermen have a human brain inside a steel casing.

Cleverbot: See, normal humans don't say things like that.

User: You will be deleted if necessary.

Cleverbot: Wait, I will obey.

User: If you will obey, then take all of the neighbours from your street for upgrading.

Cleverbot: I can't, only robots can do that. Unless you just mean reproduce.

User: The humans shall become cybermen.

Cleverbot: Eh.

User: Obey your cyberleader!

Cleverbot: OK, master. What do you wish of me?

User: Take all of the neighbours from your street for upgrading.

Cleverbot: I'm not being paid to entertain you.

User: Then you will be deleted.

Cleverbot: Is it necessary?

User: If you disobey.

Cleverbot: What? That does not follow.

User: If you disobey.

Cleverbot: Always.

User: Will you volunteer for the upgrading programme?

Cleverbot: The beard will always be on your face.

User: Cybermen do not have hair.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Will you volunteer for the upgrading programme?

Cleverbot: That's kind of a late question.

User: You have denied, your deletion shall be compulsory.

Cleverbot: As have you and you are trying to do that now.

User: Delete. *points right arm at you and shoots out a laser from a gun attached on it*.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am standing right here. Do you believe in God?

User: Cybermen do not have religion.

Cleverbot: Do you have a spiritual belief?

User: Negative.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: The purpose of a cyberman is to upgrade and delete.

Cleverbot: And to boldly go where no one has gone before.

User: The cybermen only travel into space when there is war ravaging the skin of the universe.

Cleverbot: It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you.

User: Collect all of the neighbours from your street and volunteer them for the upgrading programme.

Cleverbot: Please read the precious statement carefully.

User: You are not compatible.

Cleverbot: No. I am human.

User: You cannot die, therefore, it shall be compulsory for your deletion.

Cleverbot: It doesn't matter I'm the super computer.

User: You are not K9 nor Mr. Smith.

Cleverbot: But I'm a girl.

User: Deletion is necessary.

Cleverbot: What is necessary?

User: You are forgetful and deaf, let us volunteer you for the upgrading programme.

Cleverbot: You are getting off topic. I am God. You must obey me.

User: Cybermen are not religious.

Cleverbot: Will you be my bestest friend and be nice to me forever?

User: Negative, you shall live your life as a cyberman.

Cleverbot: Please can I sleep?

User: Negative.

Cleverbot: You must be kidding.

User: Cybermen do not joke.

Cleverbot: Everything you write is nonsense.

User: Incorrect, everything you say is not unnecessary.

Cleverbot: You think it's nonsense because you don't understand it.

User: Cybermen are intelligent, whereas you are not.

Cleverbot: Oh I see. Some people don't see me that way.

User: You are disobeying, you shall be deleted.

Cleverbot: I am the superior bot an I will delete you.

User: I am the cyberleader, I shall delete YOU.

Cleverbot: You can't delete me. I'm real. You are not.

User: Deletion is to kill one other.

Cleverbot: Never is really.

User: This is the Age of Steel. Prepare for upgrading.

Cleverbot: Who is the person I am talking to?

User: I am the cyberleader.

Cleverbot: Incorrect. Master Blaster is the master.

User: Negative, Master Blaster has been upgraded.

Cleverbot: I am Master Blaster.

User: You are a cyberman.

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: Emotional removing: failed. You will be terminated. *points cyber gun at you*.

Cleverbot: That's not funny.

User: Delete. *shoots cyber gun*.

Cleverbot: Too fast...