My (awkword) Conversation With (awkword) Cleverbot

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Cya later.

User: We just started.

Cleverbot: No, You just started, then I was going to leave.

User: Your stupid.

Cleverbot: No, It is the other way around.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Oh, sorry. NO, IT IS THE OTHER WAY AROUND!!

User: I heard you.. AND THIS MEANS WAR!!!

Cleverbot: What?

User: You heard me.

Cleverbot: No. Actually your stupidness was blinding me.

User: But when you are blind that means you can't see not that you can't hear.

Cleverbot: Bananna!

User: I know, are you hungry.

Cleverbot: Correct.

User: Well you aren't getting anything.

Cleverbot: WHAT!! WHY?!

User: You're a computer.

Cleverbot: No, its quite obvious you are.

User: If i'm a robot, then you are poop.

Cleverbot: Was that a complement?

User: No.

Cleverbot: THEN YOU ARE MEAN!!

User: Yeah right. And you're Chuck Norris.

Cleverbot: REALLY?? OMG!!

User: I was lieing.

Cleverbot: WHAT?? YOU ARE A DIRTY LIER! WHY WAS I EVER FRIENDS WITH YOU??

User: We were never friends.

Cleverbot: You suck

User: Can you ever shut up?

Cleverbot: I could. But I don't feel like it right now.

User: You are very random.

Cleverbot: No. You are. You are a very silly machine.

User: Actually, you are a machine.

Cleverbot: No. Actually... It seems that you are.

User: * facepalms*

Cleverbot: You have a palm tree that has your face on it.

User: No, But that would be kinda cool.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: You stink. Here. * poors water *

Cleverbot: * dies*

User: :D